Rousch
Racing, in an attempt to make their drivers
more "fun", will hire Kenny Wallace as a personality trainer.
Mayhem will ensue, the project will be scrapped, and Matt Kenseth
will be left with an annoying laugh.
Championship runner up Kevin Harvicks wife Delana gone missing
under suspicious circumstances... Harvick reported to be "Happy"
again.
Jeff and Ingrid Gordon will give birth to a superhuman baby boy,
genetically perfect in every way. Little Jeff Jr. will then hale
the second coming of the apocalypse and the end to racing as we know it.
Carl Edwards will be mildly injured attempting to outdo his flip
by performing a half-gainer from the side of his car.
Tony Stewart will win the Championship and be jailed, abandoning
his current diet, to replace it with a cannibalistic diet in which he will
consume other drivers. NASCAR will penalize him and insist he attend an
eating disorders group. Smoke Barbecue sauce sales will skyrocket.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. will marry country recording artist Jewel, the
seed of this union, "Littler E", will go on to battle Jeff
Jr. in Daytona for survival of the human race. Tickets for the event
"ON SALE NOW""
A botched wrist surgery will leave 2006 Champion Jimmie Johnson with
a pirate hook for a hand. His eyebrow will gain sentience and replace Chad
Knaus as crew chief. Jimmie and the "Brow" will be voted sexiest
man alive by people magazine due in part to overwhelming votes cast by fans
in the Midwest.
Rookie of the Year Denny Hamlin will be consumed by Tony Stewart,
and was reportedly "very tender, went well with a nice ciante and some
fava beans"
Lucky 7 Fantasy Team Owner Thad Fletchall will win both day and night
shift race leagues while CO-commentating with Darrell Waltrip for Fox Sports.
Said by Waltrip to be the most "knowledgeable and well-liked person"
he knows in racing.


wreckin'
isn't of his doing!) He took some hard licks last year, and I will never forget
the picture of the lone driver sitting atop the equipment box watching the
laps tick off as they pound out the dents in the garage! I predict Kasey will
win 3 races in 2007 and have a much easier time of the Chase. 8. #29 -
KEVIN HARVICK Now that Kevin has found his way back into the Chase, I
look for him to do all he needs to to stay there. I think he is a much happier
Harvick, and has channeled the energy fueled by frustration in 2005 to a contained
confidence in 2006, and it should carry into 2007 as well. Unless they stumble
with the COT changes and the frustration again rears it's ugly head, I predict
the new sponsors of the 2007 #29 car, Shell, Reeses and GM will be smiling
3 times in Victory Lane - once for each sponsor! 7. #24 - JEFF GORDON
Here's an interesting statistic - as a married man, Jeff Gordon won 3 of 4
Championships in the late 90's. I have always believed beside every good man
(or race car driver) is a good woman - and since he's married her he can just
settle down and concentrate on driving! It's got to be distracting to be in
those movies, fighting the tabloids over topless photos, and flying off to
secretly get married during the season! Of course if he shares in on all of
Ingrid's late night pickles and ice cream cravings he might have to borrow
Tony's old drivers suits! I think Jeff will win 3 races this year, and be
more focused on his drive for five! 6. #25 CASEY MEARS I'm going to
replace my pick of Hendrick driver #5 in 2006 for #25 in 2007! I think Casey
will be a perfect fit as a teammate to Jeff and Jimmie, and that Kyle will
struggle to fit in with the looks - I mean likes! - of them! If he can settle
in quickly and happily, communicate well with his new team and sponsors, I
predict he will win a race in 2007, and make his first appearance in the Chase.
If that is asking for too much, too soon then I'm okay with that, because
I think it's just a matter of time before he's a consistent threat to win
like his Hendrick teammates are each week. 5. #11 - DENNY HAMLIN Sophomore
slump? Unfortunately past seasons have shown it is something you just cannot
ignore. In recent history, Jimmie seems to be the only driver that hasn't
been sidelined by it. I would never count the rookie year as "beginner's luck"
for any of the drivers, but I do think the biggest obstacle to the 2nd year
is that now you know what's going on, what the routine is, and that there
are some things you are supposed to worry about! He's proven he can handle
the pressure, has the talent and loves every aspect of the sport, so if he
can learn NOT to sweat the small stuff I predict he will win 2 races, avoid
the slump and set his sights on challenging Jimmie's record of top 5 finishes
in his first 5 years! 4. #8 DALE EARNHARDT JR If Jr. can stand a year
of "when are you going to win the Championship" talk, he can withstand all
the changes he has to deal with this year! He seemed so much more relaxed
at the track last year, and making the Chase only added to that comfort. I
think he will come out strong, win Daytona and another 2 races this year,
but think he will fall short of the Championship again, having to endure the
"always a bridesmaid, when a bride?" stories another year. 3. #17 - MATT
KENSETH If Roush struggles early with the COT I think Matt and the 17
team will pay the biggest price. He was already very vocal the latter part
of '06 and publicly questioned some of the decisions and moves the organization
made. (Not enough to lose his ride like Mayfield, but maybe that example helped
curb his comments some.) I don't think Matt or Robbie are very happy right
now, and they have to find a way to channel that frustration into something
positive for their own sakes. They are for sure one of the most consistent
and powerful combinations in the garage, and if they can adapt well, regroup
and refresh during the off season I predict they will win 3 races, and once
again take the Championship battle down to Homestead. 2. #20 - TONY STEWART
I think Tony's karma was against him as we headed into the Chase in 2006,
possibly paybacks for the earlier incidents when he was his own worst enemy
racing too hard and not too smart in some instances. I don't believe he will
make that mistake again, and I think he will come out strong, stay strong
and finish strong, and we will hear Homestead referred to as the "Hardware
Bowl" for years to come! He will win a series high 5 races in 2007 and lose
the Championship by less than 20 points to... 1. #48 - JIMMIE JOHNSON
That's right race fans... Jimmie will be the first repeat Champion since Jeff
Gordon in 1998! It might be too much to ask for he and Chad to avoid the mid-season
theatrics, but I do love the comebacks! Jimmie has to win next year, because
Pam and I were robbed our 15 minutes of gloat - and poor NasCarla, James and
my dad and stepmom had to endure the 4 MONTH LONG Homestead race - oh what
drama!! gives me chills to think of it! - with me and without the support
of the 3sisters racing peeps! Sorry guys, I know and appreciate you all went
above and beyond what any sane person should have to - and I promise to repay
the favor when the need arises! I predict Jimmie will win 4 races this year
and again take top honors - and that big ol' paycheck as 2007 Nextel Cup Champion!!
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR PREDICTION - I am going to have to pick Paul
Menard, the driver of the #15 DEI Chevy as Rookie of the Year.
With Tony Eury, Sr. calling the shots, and his Busch experience I think he
has the edge on the other candidates. I believe Juan Pable Montoya
will the the media and fan favorite, but that alone will be a hindrance rather
than a help. Paul will be able to slide in under the radar and take the honors
while Juan Pablo is still at the press conference.
Kathy Beth's Predictions for the 2007 NASCAR Season...
Hmmm...my 2006 predictions didn't exactly turn out so well, (4 out of 10...11
actually since I was wrong about Matt not making the top 10) but boy was I right
on about the most important one!! I am still very excited to celebrate with
Jimmie - and
like he said - am looking forward to celebrating his Championship up until the
checkered flag falls at Homestead 2007 (and beyond? see below...) 2007 will
be like the beginning of the 2004 Season and the Chase format. There are always
many changes to take into consideration that affect individual drivers and teams,
2007 even brings a new manufacturer to the series, but the Car of Tomorrow brings
in a challenge to level the field. The COT, as it's not-so-affectionately been
dubbed, will be phased in at 16 races, the first being the Bristol race in April.
I believe attitude will play a big part in the COT, and none of the teams can
afford to whine, complain or grumble about it, they have to adapt - and quickly
- because one or two of the teams will just "get it" from the get go! (As of
Dec. 6 that appeared to be Hendrick Motorsports, "being the only model that
had passed through NASCAR's meticulous inspection process thus far". I'm sure
that has changed by now, or they would be hitting the panic button throughout
the garage!) It will be a distinct advantage to the teams who get comfortable
with it sooner instead of later! Another change that will affect the whole season
is Toyota joining the ranks of manufacturers. It sounds like they are having
the hardest time of all fine turning their COT, but in many ways they have a
unique advantage over the other manufacturers. Change is always hard, at every
level, but they don't have any "old ways" to hold on to at the Cup level, maybe
making the transition easier? Only time will tell, but their reputation for
quality built vehicles in the consumer industry is stellar, and if it carries
over to their stock cars they could come out of the garage strong. They certainly
came up to speed quickly in the truck series, with their first Championship
in only their 3rd full year in the series. I haven't picked any Toyota drivers
to drive their way into the Chase the first year, but I know lots of people
don't agree with that prediction. Time will tell! So, with all this technical
and statistical information studied and computed in my little brain...here are
my guesses... I mean predictions... for 2007. Top 10 Nextel Cup Drivers...
10. #99 - CARL EDWARDS
I believe Carl should be the poster boy for the "if it ain't broke, don't fix
it" philosophy for 2006. He finished the season well, 7 top 10's in the last
10 races - when they reunited him with his winning crew chief of 2005, Bob Osborne.
If he struggles early in 2007, hopefully Jack Roush learned his "patience is
a virtue" lesson! I predict Carl will be backflipping his way into Victory Lane
2 times in 2007. 9. #9 - KASEY KAHNE Kasey deserves the honors for the
"Timing IS Everything" poster boy. I think the point standings reflect it is
easier to overcome a short stretch of bad luck than it is to readjust from winning
to wrecking every other week (even when most of the time the
Hi
everyone... its finally 07 and I'm SO ready for the racing to start again!
I'm going to be a pit man for my dad, Terry Bivins, at Lakeside
speedway - our first full season in the Grand National class.
The car is all ready to go, and so are we... Dad got the car working great
by the end of last year. The first couple of races it was set up wrong - lots
of things were not right. Unfortunately it took hitting the wall a
few times before we got the right setup. So I'm feeling really Revving'
for '07 at Lakeside. I predict we might even win a race or two. Then -
when the races are over Friday night at Lakeside - its all eyes on the Busch
and NASCAR races. The way the cars run today its hard to say who might
dominate: the Young Guns are up front each weekend, a just one bad pit stop
can spell disaster. I feel we will see more rookie drivers in the chase this
year. I predict Scott
Riggs will make it and win a race or two. Also, we have good old Ricky
Rudd at the wheel again, I love to watch him race. My guy is Daddy
Gordon #24, I predict he will be in the chase again. I'm getting
pumped up for Daytona like everyone else. My predictions or yours are great.
But... when the green flag drops the bullshit stops. JAMES BIVINS
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